KATHERINE BRASSELL
Presidential Candidate
Katherine Alexis Brassell, commonly known as “Kate Brassell” is an American politician, lawyer, doctor, Fangirl, activist, environmentalist, humanitarian, Netflix binge-watcher, Potterhead, professional sleeper, writer and public speaker. She was born on December 16, 1983(age 37) in Torrance Memorial Hospital, Los Angeles, and spent the majority of her childhood growing up in Southern California. Brassell, being raised by a motivational speaker, soon learned the manners, morals, and knowledge requisite for an American student at a young age. When she was two she was offered a full scholarship to Stanford, but denied it because she refused to go anywhere but Yale. On her seventh birthday in 1990, she became the youngest person to earn the Nobel peace prize, and in 93 published her first best-selling novel.
At age 16 she joined the Arbor Day Foundation, a non-profit tree-planting organization, to support the environment, and they successfully planted 20 million trees by the year of 1999. In 2005 she graduated Yale as valedictorian, and continued on to become the CEO of Amazon. While there she realized she wanted more to her life, so she quit her job and went on a mental health journey, leading her to complete the miraculous climb up Mount Everest in 2010. After her successful climb, she took up an interest in politics, leading her to run for mayor in California, where she became the mayor of the Beach City town of Redondo. In 2015 she moved and a year later became the U.S Senator of Colorado. Since then she has been a successful politician, and as of now is in the running for President of 2020.